Monday, April 30, 2012

Letting Loose

Next poll is:
Morning farts...



Last weeks poll has a clear 'winner'...

Using spit as lube...
I prefer spit over store bought lube!9.68%
Will do if the lube isn't in a convenient spot/all out.70.97%
I haven't done it, but I would try.0%
I have and have nightmares from the occasion... never again.6.45%
Disgusting! NEVER!12.9%

What this poll tells me: Most people are down with the spittle... very down. Also, the people who haven't tried it don't plan to... EVER.

My favorite comment is actually two comments together becoming educational:
Comment 1: "If I need to use spit as lube, ​then I must not be horny ​enough.....FAIL"
Comment 2: "person above this: lube ​isn't only used for the ​front hole... (also, some ​people aren't as​ naturally lubed as others)" 

See everyone, these polls are educational!

(some people may enough lube to put it on their toast for breakfast...)

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 23, 2012

Spittoon

Next poll is:

Using spit as lube...


Results of last weeks poll are all over the place! I like it!

Have you weighed yourself before and after you poo'd?

I do this all the time...
30.77%
I did it once
15.38%
I hadnt thought to do this before but now I'm going to!
15.38%
No, but only because I dont have a scale.
15.38%
Nope.
23.08%



What this poll tells me: Lots of people enjoy finding out what their poo weighs, or they get a satisfaction from instant weight loss.
Also, you're welcome to the people who are now going to try this.
I am a tad surprised at the number of people who haven't and aren't going to. I wonder if this is because they don't want to know what they weigh in the first place, or if they are scared of poop... or... hmm so many questions!

There was only 1 comment but I probably would have picked it anyway so...
My favorite poll comment: "Y I WEIGH LESS BEFORE"

Last but not least, guys, I'm eventually going to run out of questions so keep helping me:
If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 16, 2012

Heafty Package

Next poll is:

Have you weighed yourself before and after you poo'd?

(Yeah, I'll probably bring up butt related things quite a bit. Remember, these are the answers to the important questions in life, and there are a lot of butt related important questions)


I don't mean to keep bringing up the first poll but I cant help it when I get results like this:

Toe sucking...

I love sucking on toes & having my toes sucked.
2.13%

Please stay away from my feet... but I'd love to be all over yours!
8.51%

You can suck on mine all day, but keep yours to yourself!
21.28%

Ew.
68.09%












What this poll tells me: People would rather have their b-hole licked than their toe sucked.
Most people will either receive or give, but almost never both.

Yep, simple as that.

My favorite poll comment: "I use a vacuum cleaner hose to ​pleasure my toes."
(bonus points for this rhyming)



Remember:
If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 9, 2012

Toe Jammin'

This weeks poll is about...

Toe Sucking!

How do you feel?


Last weeks results are in!
I'm mostly shocked about how many votes this poll didn't have. What this one made me realize is how everyone's views toward b-hole licking are a lot stronger than booger flicking. Way more people voted regarding the b-hole.

Do you flick your boogers on the floor when no one is around?

Psh, I do it when people are in the room!
34.21%

Yes! Oh, and please take your shoes off at the door.
13.16%

No, I'm a very clean nose picker!
42.11%

No way, I wont even admit that I pick my nose in the first place!
10.53%










What this poll tells me: 10.53% of my poll takers were liars...
I was surprised so many people are so open about their booger flicking. Then I started paying attention to random people and noticed so many of them really do just grab and flick, no matter who is around!
Also, don't let the results fool you, in the end 47.37% are still flicking their boogers... (and of course there are the 10.53% who are probably doing something more disgusting than anyone...)

My favorite poll comment: "I hire day laborers to clean ​out various holes in my​ body."


If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 2, 2012

The Nose Knows

If you flick it that is...

New poll is up!
Do you flick your boogers on the floor when no one is around?


Last weeks poll results:
Having your B-Hole licked

I'm down (giggity) 59.7%
No way 40.3%

So there you have it! I'm shocked & pleased that I did the poll. I feel so much more informed about the important things in life.