Monday, July 2, 2012

Snack Pot

This weeks poll:

Direct link to poll

Last weeks results:
Have you ever used some sort of food product for self pleasure?
All the time.0%
A few times17.5%
Once, its not for me.5%
No, but I'm not ruling it out.30%
No way!47.5%

What this poll tells me: Most people avoid the food products. And no one relies on them!
The best part of this poll was the comments though!

My favorite poll comment: (it was kinda hard to choose, but I'll go with paranoia) "These really are anonymous​ aren't they? You're​ not secretly using the link ​from Facebook to track who we ​are, are you?"

And sadly, when you click the FB link my blog only tells me its from FB, not WHO. Its pretty anon. (of course unless you TELL me what you voted/said.

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com   

Monday, June 25, 2012

Food for Thought

This weeks poll:

Direct link to poll


Last weeks results:

As an adult have you wet the bed?
On multiple occasions15.79%
Just once10.53%
Never73.68%

What this poll tells me: Well I'm happy to see that "never" is in the lead, but it appears a lot of the reasons are for medical conditions, or alcohol...
For those of you who have had this issue I found this while on pinterest: (I got very excited that I would get to use it for this post!)


Youre welcome! 

My favorite comment: (a short story) "My boyfriend got so wasted he ​peed his bed and part of the​ hallway. I woke up and stepped ​in it, then clean up the hall, ​stripped him and his bed down​ and changed them both with out ​him ever waking up. I then​ left a note on his phone that​ said, 'When you wake​up-take a shower and come​ apologize to me... in that ​order. You're also taking ​me to lunch and it's​ going to be an expensive lunch​ of sushi.' Never again​ has he gotten that wasted or​ wet the bed."

Beautiful.


I'd like to throw out a big "thank you" to everyone who brain storms with me about new questions, you're all so helpful (sometimes). 

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com 

Monday, June 18, 2012

Just a Piddle Mistake

This weeks poll:


direct link to poll


Last weeks results:


Waking up to oral sex...
I'm a male & yes please!28.57%
I'm a male & once in a while is ok.2.04%
I'm a male & no way.0%
I'm a female & yes please!22.45%
I'm a female & once in a while is ok.28.57%
I'm a female & no way.18.37%

What this poll tells me: Well I broke it up on purpose cause I had a sneaking suspicion that the results would be basically what they are. Men are basically down... Women are all over the place (who woulda thunk?!)

My favorite comment: "I'd like to meet the four ​voters to: I'm a female ​& yes please!" - You're in luck commenter, since you wrote that more women voted for that one...!


If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, June 11, 2012

Rise & Shine

This weeks poll is:


Direct link to poll

Last weeks results:

Smelling your fingers after you scratch yourself (in potentially fragrant areas)
Always, have to assess the situation.29.03%
Once in a while48.39%
Almost never... I like the mystery of not knowing.22.58%

I love this image so much















What this poll tells me: I honestly dont really care, the best part of this poll was this image that was found for me!

My favorite poll comment: (only one again) "I'm so glad these polls ​are anonymous. And I glad to ​see I'm not alone." Me too anonymous, me too. 

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com 

Monday, June 4, 2012

Scratch & Sniff

This weeks poll is:

Direct link to poll




Last weeks poll results:

B-Hole licking revisited...
I'm down for being the licker & being licked...26.87%
Only the licker4.48%
Only the receiver22.39%
I want no part in the b-hole licking...46.27%

What this poll tells me: being down with the b-hole licking was still the winner with an overall 53.73%. Also there are some greedy people who will not return the licking favor. However, to those 22% there are 4.5% you can fight over!

My favorite comment: the classic; "You have to lick it before you ​stick it!"

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com 

Monday, May 28, 2012

B-Hole Revisited

This weeks poll is:

Direct link to poll


Last weeks poll results:
 
Peeing in a swimming area...
I cant help it! I pee in pools... rivers... hot tubs...27.27%
It happens sometimes.34.55%
I only did that when I was younger.27.27%
Gross! I've never peed in a swimming area!10.91%

What this poll tells me: All added up 89.09% of people pee in pools. Bottom line folks, is that you're probably swimming in pee.

My favorite comment: "Sometimes you just need to​ warm up your area."

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com 

Monday, May 14, 2012

Tinkle Tinkle...

Next poll is:


(Direct link to poll) (also, I realize hot tub is two words, oops!)


Last weeks poll results:

Dirty-talk during sex...
I'll only have sex if dirty-talk is involved.17.39%
I dig it sometimes.60.87%
I feel uncomfortable when it happens and wish it didnt.15.22%
I've never been dirty-talked during sex.6.52%


What this poll tells me: Well this one is another obvious one. Most people like the dirty talk in moderation.

My favorite comment: Well there are a few good ones this week, and some are confusing. I'll just make this a link so you can check them out yourself!

Next week sneak peekaroo:
I have been asked quite a few times when I'm going to revisit the b-hole licking poll (people want MORE info!) so I'm probably going to be doing that next Monday as I am seriously running low on questions and need work up more idea.
Thanks to everyone who has helped me think of questions so far!

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, May 7, 2012

Dirty Birdy

Next poll is:


Morning farts...
The best start to a day, The bigger the better!65.79%
I rarely have gas in the morning.21.05%
Ugh... I hate farting in the morning!2.63%
My most enjoyable gas is usually during another time in the day.10.53%

What this poll tells me: People love a nice big healthy fart. Morning farts are apparently an amazing part of some of our days.

There were no comments this week, which tells me people are pretty much content with the poll answers and their morning fart abilities.

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 30, 2012

Letting Loose

Next poll is:
Morning farts...



Last weeks poll has a clear 'winner'...

Using spit as lube...
I prefer spit over store bought lube!9.68%
Will do if the lube isn't in a convenient spot/all out.70.97%
I haven't done it, but I would try.0%
I have and have nightmares from the occasion... never again.6.45%
Disgusting! NEVER!12.9%

What this poll tells me: Most people are down with the spittle... very down. Also, the people who haven't tried it don't plan to... EVER.

My favorite comment is actually two comments together becoming educational:
Comment 1: "If I need to use spit as lube, ​then I must not be horny ​enough.....FAIL"
Comment 2: "person above this: lube ​isn't only used for the ​front hole... (also, some ​people aren't as​ naturally lubed as others)" 

See everyone, these polls are educational!

(some people may enough lube to put it on their toast for breakfast...)

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 23, 2012

Spittoon

Next poll is:

Using spit as lube...


Results of last weeks poll are all over the place! I like it!

Have you weighed yourself before and after you poo'd?

I do this all the time...
30.77%
I did it once
15.38%
I hadnt thought to do this before but now I'm going to!
15.38%
No, but only because I dont have a scale.
15.38%
Nope.
23.08%



What this poll tells me: Lots of people enjoy finding out what their poo weighs, or they get a satisfaction from instant weight loss.
Also, you're welcome to the people who are now going to try this.
I am a tad surprised at the number of people who haven't and aren't going to. I wonder if this is because they don't want to know what they weigh in the first place, or if they are scared of poop... or... hmm so many questions!

There was only 1 comment but I probably would have picked it anyway so...
My favorite poll comment: "Y I WEIGH LESS BEFORE"

Last but not least, guys, I'm eventually going to run out of questions so keep helping me:
If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 16, 2012

Heafty Package

Next poll is:

Have you weighed yourself before and after you poo'd?

(Yeah, I'll probably bring up butt related things quite a bit. Remember, these are the answers to the important questions in life, and there are a lot of butt related important questions)


I don't mean to keep bringing up the first poll but I cant help it when I get results like this:

Toe sucking...

I love sucking on toes & having my toes sucked.
2.13%

Please stay away from my feet... but I'd love to be all over yours!
8.51%

You can suck on mine all day, but keep yours to yourself!
21.28%

Ew.
68.09%












What this poll tells me: People would rather have their b-hole licked than their toe sucked.
Most people will either receive or give, but almost never both.

Yep, simple as that.

My favorite poll comment: "I use a vacuum cleaner hose to ​pleasure my toes."
(bonus points for this rhyming)



Remember:
If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 9, 2012

Toe Jammin'

This weeks poll is about...

Toe Sucking!

How do you feel?


Last weeks results are in!
I'm mostly shocked about how many votes this poll didn't have. What this one made me realize is how everyone's views toward b-hole licking are a lot stronger than booger flicking. Way more people voted regarding the b-hole.

Do you flick your boogers on the floor when no one is around?

Psh, I do it when people are in the room!
34.21%

Yes! Oh, and please take your shoes off at the door.
13.16%

No, I'm a very clean nose picker!
42.11%

No way, I wont even admit that I pick my nose in the first place!
10.53%










What this poll tells me: 10.53% of my poll takers were liars...
I was surprised so many people are so open about their booger flicking. Then I started paying attention to random people and noticed so many of them really do just grab and flick, no matter who is around!
Also, don't let the results fool you, in the end 47.37% are still flicking their boogers... (and of course there are the 10.53% who are probably doing something more disgusting than anyone...)

My favorite poll comment: "I hire day laborers to clean ​out various holes in my​ body."


If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com

Monday, April 2, 2012

The Nose Knows

If you flick it that is...

New poll is up!
Do you flick your boogers on the floor when no one is around?


Last weeks poll results:
Having your B-Hole licked

I'm down (giggity) 59.7%
No way 40.3%

So there you have it! I'm shocked & pleased that I did the poll. I feel so much more informed about the important things in life.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

New Direction

One day I'll do a post about that pumpkin roll! ha!

But today I'm going to go in another direction.
I was having a conversation with friends that took a big turn and ended up about the Khia song "My Neck, My Back"
The particular part of this song that got me was the "Lick my pussy and my crack"
I thought 'who really actually likes their ass licked enough to sing about it!?'
Being the person I am I NEEDED to know... So what did I do? I made a poll!

Anonymous of course!

After not quite a day of votes I was inspired by the comment of "The question should have been do you like being the one doing the licking.." and realized I could be there... for all of you... answering the tough questions in life.

The outcome? I'm going to do a weekly poll. New question every Monday.

I'm so excited!