Homemade Lip Balm

Dude, I seriously  just made homemade lip balm... I actually thought I would fuck it up so I didnt take pictures throughout the process. Its actually AWESOME!

I tweaked the recipe from here: tidytipsy
Then I did some math (really I just googled) and came up with some actual measurements.



What I used:
1 1/2 tbsp Beeswax (I kind of heaped them a little since they were the pellets)
2 tbsp Coconut Oil
1 1/2 Shea Butter
3 tbsp Olive Oil
2 capsules Vitamin E
Something to put the lip balm in (I got mine from Amazon)

I used my warming base from my crock pot (you could use a double boiler - or whatever you damn well please) put all the crap in there except the Vit E and let it warm (I put it on high) until it is all melty - I mixed it with a spatula to help it.
I used a glass container that I had from a beverage company that makes too much money.
After its all melted I cut a tiny hole in the capsules and squeezed the goo out.
Mix again.
Messily pour into little containers - I had too much made so I ended up looking around my house for something to put it in and used a mint container.



I used a couple napkins to clean up my mess (I also scraped up the crap on the counter and put it back in the melty container - dont worry, my counters were clean)



I freakin love it, I've had it on for like an hour and am so happy.
I didnt add any scents - which you could, but I dont mind it kind of smelling like beeswax.

Snack Pot

This weeks poll:

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Last weeks results:
Have you ever used some sort of food product for self pleasure?

All the time.	0%
A few times	17.5%
Once, its not for me.	5%
No, but I'm not ruling it out.	30%
No way!	47.5%

What this poll tells me: Most people avoid the food products. And no one relies on them!
The best part of this poll was the comments though!

My favorite poll comment: (it was kinda hard to choose, but I'll go with paranoia) "These really are anonymous​ aren't they? You're​ not secretly using the link ​from Facebook to track who we ​are, are you?"

And sadly, when you click the FB link my blog only tells me its from FB, not WHO. Its pretty anon. (of course unless you TELL me what you voted/said.

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com   

Food for Thought

This weeks poll:

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Last weeks results:

As an adult have you wet the bed?

On multiple occasions	15.79%
Just once	10.53%
Never	73.68%

What this poll tells me: Well I'm happy to see that "never" is in the lead, but it appears a lot of the reasons are for medical conditions, or alcohol...
For those of you who have had this issue I found this while on pinterest: (I got very excited that I would get to use it for this post!)

How to Get Pee Stains Out of a Mattress!

Youre welcome! 

My favorite comment: (a short story) "My boyfriend got so wasted he ​peed his bed and part of the​ hallway. I woke up and stepped ​in it, then clean up the hall, ​stripped him and his bed down​ and changed them both with out ​him ever waking up. I then​ left a note on his phone that​ said, 'When you wake​up-take a shower and come​ apologize to me... in that ​order. You're also taking ​me to lunch and it's​ going to be an expensive lunch​ of sushi.' Never again​ has he gotten that wasted or​ wet the bed."

Beautiful.


I'd like to throw out a big "thank you" to everyone who brain storms with me about new questions, you're all so helpful (sometimes). 

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Just a Piddle Mistake

This weeks poll:

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Last weeks results:


Waking up to oral sex...

I'm a male & yes please!	28.57%
I'm a male & once in a while is ok.	2.04%
I'm a male & no way.	0%
I'm a female & yes please!	22.45%
I'm a female & once in a while is ok.	28.57%
I'm a female & no way.	18.37%

What this poll tells me: Well I broke it up on purpose cause I had a sneaking suspicion that the results would be basically what they are. Men are basically down... Women are all over the place (who woulda thunk?!)

My favorite comment: "I'd like to meet the four ​voters to: I'm a female ​& yes please!" - You're in luck commenter, since you wrote that more women voted for that one...!


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Rise & Shine

This weeks poll is:


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Last weeks results:

Smelling your fingers after you scratch yourself (in potentially fragrant areas)

Always, have to assess the situation.	29.03%
Once in a while	48.39%
Almost never... I like the mystery of not knowing.	22.58%

I love this image so much

What this poll tells me: I honestly dont really care, the best part of this poll was this image that was found for me!

My favorite poll comment: (only one again) "I'm so glad these polls ​are anonymous. And I glad to ​see I'm not alone." Me too anonymous, me too. 

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Scratch & Sniff

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Last weeks poll results:

B-Hole licking revisited...

I'm down for being the licker & being licked...	26.87%
Only the licker	4.48%
Only the receiver	22.39%
I want no part in the b-hole licking...	46.27%

What this poll tells me: being down with the b-hole licking was still the winner with an overall 53.73%. Also there are some greedy people who will not return the licking favor. However, to those 22% there are 4.5% you can fight over!

My favorite comment: the classic; "You have to lick it before you ​stick it!"

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com 

B-Hole Revisited

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Last weeks poll results:
 
Peeing in a swimming area...

I cant help it! I pee in pools... rivers... hot tubs...	27.27%
It happens sometimes.	34.55%
I only did that when I was younger.	27.27%
Gross! I've never peed in a swimming area!	10.91%

What this poll tells me: All added up 89.09% of people pee in pools. Bottom line folks, is that you're probably swimming in pee.

My favorite comment: "Sometimes you just need to​ warm up your area."

If you have an idea for a poll question email it to me! okacjesa@yahoo.com